"Don't put mustard on dogs, no matter how hot they look, unless you know the dog very well beforehand." Packed with silly rhymes and witty wordplay, A.F. Harrold's poetry is positively bursting with fun--and advice. But it's not always the most useful... Guaranteed to have readers bursting with laughter, these poems, both silly and poignant, are perfect for curious readers, poets, and cabbages everywhere!